PSYCHOBILLY'S HOUSE OF SLAUGHTER

HEY KIDS! DO YOU LIKE HARROWING TALES OF EXCITEMENT AND DANGER?! IF NARROW ESCAPES, TWISTED HALLS, STABS IN THE BACK, AND SHOTS IN THE DARK ARE YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME THEN YOU HAVE TUNED INTO RIGHT PLACE!! WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO PSYCHO BILLY'S HOUSE OF SLAUGHTER! THE PLACE WHERE FIVE CONTESTANTS ARE PUT TO THE TEST IN A SCAVENGER HUNT, TO THE DEATH!


Thursday, May 20, 2010

BLUE PLAYER: Blur The Technicolor




I take a steadying breath, willing my body to calm.

(OK, take stock, quickly)

I QUIETLY CHECK the PAINTING, including the frame and back, looking for any series of numbers or hidden objects. Satisfied, I SNEAK down the hallway, trying to minimize my own shadow as I head to the far door. I take the left branch of the hallway,then turn right pressing my back against the wall, LOOKING back at the place I was, waiting for the shadowed shape, tensed for any action, making NO SOUND.

(Maybe they could help?)
(They also might be a complete psychopath)

I let my eyes adjust to the darkness

(I've got a screw.. I could cut, with it?)
(Now who's the psychopath?)

My fists clench spasmodically.
(NOT me)


I close my eyes for a moment, images flashing in my mind's eye.

(Crying)
(Held down)
(A knife)
(Over and Over)
(Blood Blood BLOOD!!!)

(...Not me..)
...
(Are you sure about that?)

I clench my jaw, hands at the ready.
(I'll defend myself, but I won't attack)

I meld with the darkness, allowing my breathing to move in time with the hisses of the RASA TUBE.

(If it's a god damned cat, I'm going to laugh 'til I puke)
I bite my lip to keep from smiling.


3 comments:

PSYCHO BILLY said...

I WONDER IF BLUE PLAYER IS EVER GONNA RUN OUT OF ROB ZOMBIE SONG TITLES?

Mad Red Carnelian said...

"I just said 'up yours, baby'"

Now use your lips like your daddy taught you.. wh wh WHITE zombie..
infinitely better than Rob Zombie..

bitch

PSYCHO BILLY said...

pft, I DO TEND TO GET ALL MY ZOMBIES CONFUSED!!! WHITE ZOMBIE SINGS 'TIME OF THE SEASON RIGHT'!?! OH WELL...

DON'T PATRONIZE ME THOUGH!!!I AM MY OWN FATHER! I AM MY OWN SON! AND I AM THE HOLY FUCKING GHOST!!!

STILL, GOTTA GIVE YOU CREDIT 'CARNY' (I CAN CALL YOU CARNY RIGHT?!?) A PICTURE DOES SAY A THOUSAND WORDS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"So if you see the Vulture coming, he's flying circles in your mind, remember there is no escaping for he will follow close behind. Only promised me a battle, battle for your soul and mine." Gil Scott-Heron - The Vulture