PLEASE ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BY CHOOSING THE OPTION MOST LIKE YOUR CHARACTER. PLEASE DO THIS TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITY.
1. IN HIGH-SCHOOL I …
A – WAS A VALEDICTORIAN
B – WAS VOTED PROM KING/QUEEN
C – WAS ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM
D – WAS ON THE BASKETBALL TEAM
E – WAS EDITOR OF THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER
F - WAS THE SCHOOL MASCOT
G – BROKE MANY RECORDS IN TRACK
2. YOU ARE ABOUT TO WORK ON AS A CREW MEMBER FOR A CAPTAINS SHIP AND AFTER TAKING ONE GOOD LOOK AT YOU HE ASSIGNS YOU …
A – TO PULL ROPES, AND MAN THE WHEEL DURING A STORM
B – TO MAN THE BIRDS NEST AND BE THE LOOK-OUT
C – LESS RATIONS THEN EVERYBODY ELSE
D – TO THE BRIG, FOR HE IS WORRIED YOU WILL START A MUTANY
E – AS DOCTOR ON DECK
F – TO MAN THE GUNS
G - FIRST MATE, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIS ELDEST SON
3. THE JAIL-BIRD BURGULAR BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU …
A – CLUB HIM WITH A ROLLING PIN
B – NOTICE BEFORE HE GETS INSIDE, AND CALL THE POLICE
C – WRESTLE WITH HIM UNTIL THE POLICE ARRIVE
D – BLUFF THAT YOU HAVE A GUN AND CONVINCE HIM TO LEAVE
E – HAVE SECURITY ALARMS THAT TRIP WIRE AN ALARM BELL
F – SHOOT HIM WITH YOUR REVOLVER
G – HAPPEN TO LIVE BESIDE A DAY-COP WHO WAS ALERTED
4. A DOMESTIC LADY IS SUFFERING FROM THE P-ZED VIRUS WHICH IS SURELY TO MAKE HER HOMICIDAL IN A MATTER OF MINUTES. SHE BEGS YOU TO KILL HER BEFORE SHE TRANSFORMS INTO A HORRIBLE MENACE. YOU …
A – CHOKE HER TO DEATH
B – SEARCH FOR THE NECISSARY DOSAGE TO GIVE HER A HUMANE DEATH
C – WILL DEAL WITH HER WHEN SHE TURNS, SHE ISN’T THAT TOUGH
D – TALK HER OUT OF KILLING HERSELF AND TRY TO KEEP HER CALM
E – HAVE BEEN WORKING ON A POSSIBLE CURE FOR THE P-ZED VIRUS
F – SHOOT HER DEAD IN THE EYES, THE HUMANE WAY
G – DON’T DO ANYTHING AND HOPE GOD TAKES HER HIMSELF
5. ITS TIME FOR A FAMILY FOOTBALL GAME. YOU ARE PUT IN THE POSITION OF:
A- LINEBACKER
B- REFEREE
C- RECIEVER
D- MASCOT/CHEERLEADER
E- COACH
F- QUARTERBACK
G- NOTHING. YOUR FAMILY JUST BETS ON THE FOOTBALL ON TV.
6. A MYSTERIOUS MAGICIAN GIVES YOU A TAROT READING. HE STARES INTO THE ASTRAL PLANE TO DETERMINE THAT …
A- YOU WILL PHYSICALLY CONQUER YOUR ENEMIES
B- YOU SHALL SEEK AND YOU SHALL FIND
C- YOU SHALL ENDURE MANY HARDSHIPS
D- YOU WILL MAKE MANY FRIENDS WHO WILL HELP YOU
E- YOUR MIND SHALL BEND MATTER TO YOUR WILL
F- NO OBSTICLE SHALL STAND IN YOUR PATH
G- THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED AND GOOD FORTUNE IS IN YOUR FAVOR
7. A SCIENTIST CLAIMS HE HAS IS TESTING A NEW LINE OF SUPER-DRUGS AND OFFERS YOU TO BE A TEST SUBJECT ON ANY ONE. YOU CHOOSE …
A- BUFF-OUT
B- FOCUSIN
C- STEAD-FAST
D- GABODROL
E- MENTATS
F- HYPER-PEP
G- PLACEBO, I GUESS YOU WERE THE CONTROL GROUP
8. IF YOU WERE TO BECOME FAMOUS IT WOULD BE MOST LIKELY AS
A- A BODY BUILDER
B- A PHOTOGRAPHER
C- OLDEST LIVING PERSON
D- A MOVIE STAR
E- A NOBEL PRIZE WINNER
F- A DANCER
G- SON OR DAUGHTER OF A FAMOUS PERSON
9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE CELEBRITY, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT
BE?
A- THE GREAT GAMA
B- ALAN PINKERTON
C- METHUSULA
D- WINSTON CHURCHILL
E- J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER
F- NASU NO YOICHI
G- MY GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRAND-FATHER
10. IF SHIPWRECKED ON A DESERT ISLAND YOU WOULD …
A- HUNT BOAR AND FEAST UPON ITS FLESH
B- SEARCH THE ISLAND FOR SOME SORT OF LOOK-OUT VANTAGE
C- SURVIVE MANY DAYS UNHARMED
D- BE THE LEADER AMONGST THOSE WHO SURVIVED
E- KNOW WHAT FOODS WERE NOT POISONIOUS
F- SNEAK-UP AND KILL SMALLER ANIMALS
G- PROBABLY NOT HAVE TO WAIT LONG FOR A RESCUE TEAM
11. YOU SEE A FANCY LADY BEING ACCOSTED BY A RICH AND POWERFUL MAN. YOU WOULD …
A- PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT
B- LOOK FOR HELP
C- GIVE HIM A NEW PERSON TO PUNCH AT
D- TALK HIM OUT OF ANY FUTHER HARRASSMENT
E- HAVE READ ABOUT HIM IN THE PAPERS AND WOULD BLACKMAIL HIM
F- PULL OUT YOUR REVOLVER AND AIM AT HIS HEAD
G- LEAVE THEM ALONE, THINGS JUST TURN OUT BEST THAT WAY
12. A WORLD CLASS PILOT IS OFFERING YOU A FREE FLIGHT ANYWHERE. YOU WOULD GO …
A- TO SEE THE BULL FIGHTS IN MADRID
B- FOR A FLIGHT OVER AMERICA, JUST TO SEE IT FROM HIGH
C- INTO THE UPPER ATMOSPHERE
D- TO A MOVIE PREMIERE IN PARIS
E- TO THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA
F- AND SHOOT DOWN THE RED BARON
G- TO VEGAS
13. WHEN YOU READ THE NEWSPAPERS YOU TURN TO THIS SECTION FIRST:
A- SPORTS
B- WHATEVER CATCHES MY EYE
C- HEALTH THEN OBITUARIES
D- ENTERTAINMENT
E- I READ IT FROM FRONT TO FINISH
F- I REPEAT SPORTS
G- I READ “MAD” MAGAZINE
PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT ALL QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED WITH THE OPTIONS ALLOWED TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITY.
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GOOD LUCK!
