PSYCHOBILLY'S HOUSE OF SLAUGHTER

HEY KIDS! DO YOU LIKE HARROWING TALES OF EXCITEMENT AND DANGER?! IF NARROW ESCAPES, TWISTED HALLS, STABS IN THE BACK, AND SHOTS IN THE DARK ARE YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME THEN YOU HAVE TUNED INTO RIGHT PLACE!! WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO PSYCHO BILLY'S HOUSE OF SLAUGHTER! THE PLACE WHERE FIVE CONTESTANTS ARE PUT TO THE TEST IN A SCAVENGER HUNT, TO THE DEATH!


Wednesday, March 31, 2010

PSYCHO BILLY'S HOUSE OF SLAUGHTER

"HI KIDS!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?? THAT'S RIGHT!! TIME FOR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE...

PSYCHO BILLY'S HOUSE OF SLAUGHTER"

*APPLAUSE*

"WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR CONTESTANTS. SO, IF YOU ARE 18 AND OLDER, AND LIKE VIOLENCE, MADNESS, AND HARROWING TALES OF SURVIVAL THEN GET YOURSELF THE PSYCHO-BILLY-EVALUATION-TEST AND FILL IT OUT NOW!!! DON'T FORGET TO SEND IT WITH A SELF ADDRESSED ENVELOPE SO WE CAN REPLY!!!"

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"So if you see the Vulture coming, he's flying circles in your mind, remember there is no escaping for he will follow close behind. Only promised me a battle, battle for your soul and mine." Gil Scott-Heron - The Vulture