PSYCHOBILLY'S HOUSE OF SLAUGHTER

HEY KIDS! DO YOU LIKE HARROWING TALES OF EXCITEMENT AND DANGER?! IF NARROW ESCAPES, TWISTED HALLS, STABS IN THE BACK, AND SHOTS IN THE DARK ARE YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD TIME THEN YOU HAVE TUNED INTO RIGHT PLACE!! WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO PSYCHO BILLY'S HOUSE OF SLAUGHTER! THE PLACE WHERE FIVE CONTESTANTS ARE PUT TO THE TEST IN A SCAVENGER HUNT, TO THE DEATH!


Thursday, May 20, 2010

YELLOW PLAYER: Who the fuck is that

Prey hides, lets fucking kill 'em!

Our heart is beating so we can feel it in our toes and our nature calls us to spill blood, but we must remain calm, striking when the moment is right.


We STAND, TURN TOWARD the CORNER, and PREPARE to COUNTER a possible attack. "Hey mouth-breather, we can fucking hear you. Slowly step out where we can see you."


If this shit comes at us, we'll fucking break its leg.

We should refrain from killing it for now, it might know something of use.

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"So if you see the Vulture coming, he's flying circles in your mind, remember there is no escaping for he will follow close behind. Only promised me a battle, battle for your soul and mine." Gil Scott-Heron - The Vulture