"WE WILL MEET YELLOW PLAYER AFTER A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS"
*CLIP FROM OLD COWBOY AND INDIAN MOVIE, HORSEBACK GUN-BATTLE*
*GUNSHOT SOUNDS*
"CAN YOU PUT A PRICE ON HUMAN LIFE?
HOW ABOUT ONE BULLET??
ONE BULLET IS ALL IT TAKES TO SAVE A LIFE.
ONE BULLET CAN MEAN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH
WHY RISK RUNNING OUT?
WHY EVER RUN AT ALL?
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH AMMO
IF YOU NEED SOME AMMO AND YOU NEED IT PRONTO
THEN LOOK FOR THE VENDING MACHINE NAMED 'EL BANDITO'"
*CLIP FROM DIRTY HARRY*
*GUNSHOT SOUNDS*
*WORDS ON SCREEN: 'EL BANDITO'*
*MUSICAL JINGLE ON OUTDATED KEYBOARD WITH FEMALE POP VOICES RE-ITERATING THE NAME*
"A WOMAN THINKS A MAN'S GUN SURE IS NEATO
SO GET YOURSELF A BIG ONE AT 'EL BANDITO'"
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